Momma's Whoop Ass Adult Unisex Tee rp Yellow hand-drawn arched text reads

Yellow hand-drawn arched text reads "C

But you said it

The WhinyButts have clinched the division

and competitive tantrum throwing since day one

World champions of the full-body meltdown

Momma's Whoop Ass Adult Unisex Tee rp Yellow hand-drawn arched text readsEvery household has one on the shelf. Shelf stable, all natural, and ready to deploy at a moment's notice. The can has a peach on it for legal reasons. The Details: White text on a red heather background reads "Momma's" arched in bold uppercase at the top, "Old Fashioned" in smaller text, with an illustrated can labeled "Momma's Whoop Ass" featuring a peach illustration in the center. White ribbon banners read "Can" and "Of" on either side of the can.